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A Man Can Outrun a Horse in a Race

I suck at distance running. I won’t say I don’t enjoy it. I do. Running along single tracks through the hilly forests and open fields that surround my Oregon community is pleasurable. (For about a half-hour, especially.) But everything is relative. I…

Part 1 of My First Half-Marathon (Read Part 2: A Man Can Outrun a Horse in a Race | Read Part 3: Running my First Half Marathon)

I suck at distance running.

I won’t say I don’t enjoy it. I do. Running along single tracks through the hilly forests and open fields that surround my Oregon community is pleasurable. (For about a half-hour, especially.) But everything is relative. I mean, when my mountain bike is in good working condition, for example, I could take that on the same trail, with a bit more pleasure for everything over a half-hour. If I have a conflict between a trail run and a pick-up basketball game? Unless the weather is heartbreakingly beautiful, I’m going to ball up.

So why am I planning to run a half marathon?

A half marathon is hundreds of steps longer than I would normally consider a pleasant run. It—at least this one—is also all on streets and paved bike paths. Not a patch of dirt or a single stream crossing. Boo!

Contempt for horses, that’s why.


One of the many pompous looks given me by Larkin’s horse, Snowy Ridge

Lots of people in the minimalist footwear population have, of course, read Born to Run. Like any interesting book, it means different things to different people. Some people like the logic of linking evolutionary biology to our physical activities. Some people like the pseudo-Hunter S. Thompson gonzo journalism with its cast of iconoclastic and counter-cultural characters. Some people like any reason to dump on a big corporation like Nike.

What struck me in Born to Run? A man beat a horse in a fair race. That’s worth saying again: A man outraced a horse. I did not know such a thing was possible. Sure, I have seen the black and white footage of Jesse Owens racing against thoroughbreds, more recently repeated by NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco (watch here). But the leads given to the human makes the race ridiculous, and, really, an embarrassment to humanity. Any slow pathetic creature can beat a fast awesome creature with a big enough head start. Anyway, it sent me to Google, and it turned out that Chris McDougall was not a liar. To be fair, as far as I know all these horses are carrying riders, but still—the very idea that it would be even be a contest with a ridden horse was incredible to me.

No, not incredible. I knew it all the time. You see, I had routinely told my wife for years that I was faster than her thoroughbred.

Unless you’ve dated or, God help you, married a woman who rides horses it can be difficult to explain to other horse-free men how these women subtly compare you to their animals in unflattering ways. I remember standing near my wife, Larkin, while a stallion was kicking his stall and pinning his ears back at anyone trying to handle him. She looked wistfully into the distance across the pasture and said, “Stallions are so masculine.” And then her gaze fell on me, and for a moment I saw this glimmer in her eyes, but as she focused on my bipedal form her look changed to something like disinterest. Maybe scorn. I’m not ruling out scorn. I think she sighed. That kind of thing can lead to a contempt.

And so, when I would joke that I could ‘take’ her horse, the mellifluously named Snowy Ridge, she wouldn’t even laugh. Just roll her eyes. And I say I was joking—but secretly I knew in my heart of hearts (or maybe my quad of quads) that if I had a fair start I could take him down. There was just something . . . not well designed about horses compared to my human form. The way they snorted. The way they got hurt all the time. (That’s another fact about being with a horse lady—you get on a first name basis with a large animal veterinarian and the guy who shods them in steel shoes.) These things seemed to indicate some shortcomings in their running design.

(A quick aside on the guy who shoes horses, the farrier. It would seem to me that horses might benefit from the same argument applied to humans in Born to Run. The farrier is very much a podiatrist working with orthotics. He looks at the horse’s posture and changes the shape of the shoes to ‘correct’ the horse. One would think that millennia of horse evolution would have given them feet that didn’t need steel shoes now that they’re not pulling carts on cobblestones streets. Apparently, I’m not the only one who thinks this.)

Experience, unfortunately, showed that regardless of the time of day, day of the year, or Snowy Ridge’s diet that day—if he wasn’t hobbled he could torch me in a sprint. I would, always in a joking manner, do things like run beside him when my wife was trotting along a trail, and then she’d spur him into a gallop…and I could feel her rolling her eyes through the back of her rapidly receding helmet.

It was all very, very annoying. Horses. Pfui!

Because I was a sprinter, it never ever occurred to me to think of taking Snowy Ridge at ultramarathon distances—I mean why would it? Why would that occur to anyone? But not only did it occur to someone, people did it, and McDougall opened the door for me. He described for me the possibility that I always knew existed: I could run that cocky thoroughbred right down into the ground . . .

. . . if I could run for 50 plus miles. Sigh. Did I mention that I suck at distance running? My legs are best used for propelling me a couple hundred meters or launching for a rebound. And I like them that way. But there is new allure now to distance running . . . (And Oh! Now I can do it since I don’t crucify my ankles in my old over-padded running shoes.) I find going further and further is easier and easier . . . to the point where now getting enough time to run is as important as being able to do it.

Runamoc from Soft Star Shoes.

Runamoc from Soft Star Shoes.

So this half marathon—a little bit of a homage to my evolutionary design, running in these hornet-colored mocassins. And a healthy dose of payback for the all the snide little snorts and cocky looks I’ve endured from Equus ferus caballus.

Part 1 of My First Half-Marathon (Read Part 2: A Man Can Outrun a Horse in a Race | Read Part 3: Running my First Half Marathon)


Note from Justin — the following is one in a series of posts from Jay Holavarri, who happens to be married to one of the Chief Elves at Soft Star Shoes. Jay is going to be writing a series of posts about training for a half marathon, culminating in a write-up of his race! Jay will, of course, be running the race in his minimalist footwear of choice — Soft Star Shoes. Join me in welcoming him to BirthdayShoes!

By Jay

I am a mechanical engineer by day and a silent Elf, er partner, in [url=http://www.softstarshoes.com]SoftStarShoes[/url]. I self-identify as a sprinter (and for us the sea change to minimalist footwear looks a lot like wearing your track shoes out on the trail) but I enjoy trail running with minimal shoes (or no shoes) even though I suck at distance running. I occasionally play basketball in minimalist shoes (and often with minimalist skill). I can be reached at the contact link on [url=http://www.softstarshoes.com]softstarshoes.com[/url].

9 replies on “A Man Can Outrun a Horse in a Race”

Hey Jay,

I owned a horse for 25 years and you are right, horses do much better without shoes, they were created just fine without them, shoes do to them exactly what you can imagine a metal shoe would do for us. Unfortunately not enough riders are aware of that fact yet, although the barefoot movement is gaining in popularity. It only makes sense really. I was a bitless rider too.

Compare the Tevis Cup and Western States Endurance Run. Horses, with a rider on them, complete the 100 mile distance in less than 11 hours. The best humans take 15.

Sorry, but horses win for endurance, even with a rider on them.

@Evin. Not always true. You’re talking about running and riding in the best conditions. I’ll wager a strong 100 mile endurance runner could beat a horse over a 100 mile endurance race when conditions are far from ideal. It happens and has happened. There is also a 50 mile trail race in Texas (I think called Man Vs. Horse) where the lead runner has beaten the lead horse. At the ’99 Vermont 100 (concurrent horse and runner race) conditions were so hot and humid that I only think a handful of horses finished that day and the top runners finished ahead of the horse. Then again runners have the luxury of pushing themselves to extremes in these events while the horses (thankfully) do not as there are numerous vet checks along the route to ensure the horse isn’t in danger of becoming very ill or lame; so those checks do slow down the horse some. But even a strong runner can get sick or injure themselves as well…

People have outrun horses over long distances; it isn’t a myth but a fact of historical record.

This looks to be a good series. I’m liking those black and yellow Dash Lites. I’ve been thinking about getting a pair in Georgia Tech colors, and those might just be close enough to it.

in china they EAT HORSES.
really now… dead or alive, why would
someone want to compete or even being compared to a horse?
you don’t see horses going:
“well, i bet we can do this or that,
better than a human”.

my uncle got a horse but nobody noticed
it was barefoot, until my mom got her first merrells.

@shafik

China? I think that EVERYWHERE people eats horses. Mi GF lover horses’heart above any other meat. We live in Italy and we have specialized butchers that sell only horse meat.
People eat whatever meat they want (even other people’s meat….)

Not sure what you googled, but the Man Versus Horse Race ( 1 course is 25 miles and the other is 50 miles) is NOT in Texas, it is in Arizona, near Prescott, and has been run from 2006 thru 2011 – 2012 race hasn’t been run yet… it has its own website – http://managainsthorse.net/ – which has results posted… and in checking thru them, it seems to me that not only did a horse win in each race (both courses) for each year, but that it wasn’t even close!

Also there is the even longer going “Man Vs Horse Marathon” (22 miles) held in Wales since 1980 ( last 32 years – including this year):

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon

And out of that 32 years humans won only twice (not until 2004 and then again in 2007… )

Not sure how this proves high level of superiority of human ultra distance racers versus horses.

Could you also post link about the human winner in the Vermont race?

Also see:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1804668.stm

Note that while human did win (by a matter of seconds) that aside from fact that horse is carrying a rider (along with saddle, etc.), that even reporter pointed out that due to rules that required two 40-minute feed/water/vet (yes, full vet checks) for horses that the man in effect had an 80 minute head start! (Though in this case it was more like ONLY a 60-minute head start)… Basically ALL of the Man vs. Horse Endurance races have this same rule, however most have simple untimed feed/water stops (while runner can hydrate and eat on the run with pit stops that last 1-2 minutes a couple of times) and Vet Aid stations along route if rider determines horse may have problem can then be used… which is why horses – with rider and saddle – wins 99.9% of these races (when their mandated food/water pit stops are minimally reasonable).

Also:
http://vermont100.com/
http://vermont100.com/results.html
http://vermont100.com/1999_results.html
http://vermont100.com/ride/endurance_rides.html
http://www.VermontEnduranceRide.com/
(Will have to email Ride Coordinator to determine if a human ever won the 1999 race – or any other year… unless someone can provide an official link showing that!)

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